接下来我们欣赏一下陷阱理论的经典战例，此战例由光华元老Tangdynasty策划，由Tangdynasty一人主演完成，堪称经典！

   本人情况：
   Fudan B. S.
   Fudan M. S.
   Fudan Faculty
   to University of California, San Diego
   VO: JF mm
   时间：10：30
   地点：五号窗口
   本人当初预约故意约6。18日，讨个吉利。
   进入美国总领事馆，交了材料，领到号码108，心中窃喜，数字也很吉利。
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   Me: Good Morning Madam.
   VO: Nice to meet you
   VO: Are you studying at Fudan?
   Me: Definitely not
   VO惊奇的抬头看我
   Me: I am a faculty member in Physics Department at Fudan, and I instruct"General Physics" for non-physics major undergraduate.
   VO //smile
   VO: what kind of faculty? lecturer, assistant professor, or professor.
   Me: Lecturer. When I graduated as a master student last July, I became a lecturer.
   VO: ok, why do you want to study for a Ph. D.?
   Me: To understand the mechanism and phyisical character of complex fluidfurther. I have done experiments in this specialty for over a year, and I found that a solid theoretical academic background is essential forresearchers.
   VO: would you like to explain what is complex fluid?
   Me: complex fluid is a kind of condensed matter, include liquid crystal,rheological matter, biological fluid etc.
   VO: how can these fluid be used?
   Me: shock absorber, vacuum valve
   VO: give me one more example.
   Me: force transmit devices.
   VO: oh, good. What do you plan to do after you obtain you Ph.D?
   Me: I have two kinds of plan, one is traditional, one is modern.
   VO: oh?
   Me: Yes, the first one, I plan to find a position in a research institution or an OUTSTANDING CHINESE university.
   VO: for example?
   Me: Chinese Academy of Science, or Famous University, which has a strong liquid research group, such as Fudan, Jiaotong or Tsinghua.
   VO: how about the modern one?
   Me: With a good understanding of liquid physics, I can play a role as Technology Consultant, or further more, Chief Technology    Officer.//打断
   VO: Why must you come back to China?
   Me: I go to USA to study theoretical condensed matter physics. Complex Fluid Group in UCSD is quite outstanding. Nowadays, the achievement in physics is made from the colaboration between experimental and theoretical physists. There are quite good experiement condition in China, such as CAS and Fudan, but you hardly find some theoretist who lies his interests in complex fluid....
   //打断
   VO: Why did you go to Korea?
   Me: Pardon?
   VO: to Korea?
   Me: Tourism
   VO: OK , go to Window C

   大家好好的感悟一下吧！: ) 仍然清晰的记得老唐走出签证处的时候，用力握紧的拳头在空中屹立着。